I swear this is real.

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I came home tonight, cracked-open the newspaper and almost died when I read this headline:


Apparently, the county DA issued a subpoena for a "Murphy Smith." Only problem is Murphy Smith is a 5 year old Shih Tzu that belonged to an accused murderer, and may have been with the murderer when he shot (and killed) a resident of Bella Vista back in 1999.

According to the article, deputies at the court house wouldn't let Murphy enter the building, but once the subpoena ordering his presence was displayed, they ran him through the metal detector and let him in.... Apparently the judge dismissed him after about 5-10 minutes.

Isn't this state great?


Things like that don't happen in Wisconsin. I think you guys should move back :)

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