Blazing Saddles

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Man, I forgot how (wrong yet) funny this movie is.

Bart (sheriff): "Are we awake?"
Jim (the Waco Kid): "We're not sure. Are we black?"
Bart: "Yes we are."
Jim: "Well then we're awake, but we're very puzzled. I think I better straighten myself out."
Bart: "Need any help?"
Jim: "Oh, all we can get."

(after blowing up Mong with the CandyGram)

Jim: "Don't know how you did it..."
Bart: "Ahh, he was nothing. The b*tch was inventing the CandyGram. And they probably won't give me credit for it."

(in Lili Von Shtupp's dressing room after her show)

Bart: "Riggates, mon-schotzee." (phonetic spelling)
Lili: "How-woe"
.... (small talk)

Lili: "Von't you excuse me vor a momvent vhile I svip into something a wittle more comfowtabble?"
Bart: "Bitta, baby."
Lili: "Vooo"

.... (the next morning)

Lili: "Vood you care vor anover schnitzen-gruupen?"
Bart: "No thank you - 15 is my limit on schnitzen-gruupen."
Lili: "Vell, then, how about a little..." (whispers in his ear)
Bart: "Baby please, I am not from Havana... excuse me honey... besides, I'm late for work - I've got some heavy chores to do."
Lili: "Vill I, vill I zee you later?"
Bart: "Well it all depends on how much vitamin E I can get my hands on."
Lili: "Nein! Nein! Achtung - bitta, you musn't go, I-" (crazy German rambling)
Bart: "Baby please, you're makin' a German spectacle of yourself. Alveederzane, baby." (phoenetic spelling)

Oh, that movie kills me. I can't get enough of it.

And in other news:

We got a new friend tonight - we think she's a Whippet or an Italian Greyhound, or some type of mix like that. She's about 9 months old, and is a little bigger than Kramer (our cat). She's the cutest thing you've ever seen, and is a real sweetie... It's going to be hard (read: impossible) to send her to someone else's home. I might request that we adopt her - it would be like having another cat, only easier...

She's full grown...

She's a little shy, though.... she burries her head when we take her picture.

No word from the cardiologist - I need to call them tomorrow...


So this is the dog Amy was trying to "give" me this week. She is awfully cute.......

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