Oh, America, you're so funny!

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A few posts ago, I admitted that I was addicted to download speed. Well, it turns out I'm also addicted to America's Funniest Home Videos. I wath it every night at 11:00pm (on WGN), and I must laugh 30 times during each show. Tonight's episode is one of the $100,000 Grand Prize winner shows -- man, it's classic!

After watching the show every night for almost a year, I've come to the following conclusions:

- An adult should never use a trampoline, ever.

- Mom's shouldn't try to drive their children's motorcycles, even if it's only in the backyard

- 9 out of 10 cats really dislike water (and bathtubs, in particular)

- If you ever plan to chop down a tree, make sure you get a video camera first

- An adult should never use a pogo stick, ever.

- Cats in paper bags are always funny

- Never leave a child home alone with access to: paint, nail polish, food coloring, or any other permanent "ink-like" product

- If you ever plan to jump your bike or try to cross a stream, get a video camera first

- Practicing your tee-shot from the patio is always a bad idea

- An adult should never play any form of baseball with a child, without the use of a "cup."

Hilarious stuff, this AHV is. I love it.

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